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Who keeps moving my trash?

It's Monday once again and that means it's trash day. So we take the can out to the street, and at some point in the morning the "Waste Management Technician" comes and empties our can. All good, but then... somehow the trash can mysteriously makes it back to the front of our garage. ??? This has been happening for at least the last five weeks and try as I might I can't figure out WHO is doing this! I've tried to listen for the sound of sliding trash cans and once heard the culprit, but ran to the window too late to see who it was.

I believe our mystery trash mover does this for everyone on the street and I want to thank this person for their kindness, but they elude me.

But here's the part that I feel like such a jerk about - I don't know, maybe I'm a bit OCD, but I do know for sure that I am somewhat anal when it comes to where things belong - so it bugs the crap out of me that our kind neighbor puts it back in the wrong place every time! I'm a jerk, I know...

In the meantime I'll work on getting over my misplaced annoyance and hunt down our garbage crusader so I can show my gratitude!

Oh! I think I hear them now!!! Gotta run!

HOLY MISSONI!!!

I'm not a fashion blogger nor do I have one of those sweet interior design blogs (obviously!) But secretly I'm a closet designer. Aspiring to be PRO!! Just gotta get my degree finished up. So that is why I couldn't pass up the opportunity to comment on Missoni for Target!

When I first heard that Missoni was coming out with a line for Target I thought SUH-WEET! I love Missoni who is famous for its unique knitwear, made from a variety of fabrics in colorful patterns. And if you don't know who they are here are some pics that barely touch on their fabulous-ness!

Missoni Rainboot

Missoni Fabrics

Luxury Bugaboo Missoni Baby Stroller

My Favorite is this Hotel set to open in 2013!!

I LOVE!!! But, I totally mis-judged how huge it would be that they were launching a line for Target. I was way off! I thought it's all good and I'll go check it out in a couple of days... but it was SO HUGE! that Missoni crashed Target's website!

Here is Target's official Statement:

Due to an overwhelming amount of traffic to Target.com as a result of the Missoni launch this morning, guests are unable to access the site. Providing a positive shopping experience to our guests is important to us and we are working to get the site back up as soon as possible. We apologize for the inconvenience.

And now I come to find out that not only did the site crash, but the shelves were wiped bare and items are flying up on eBay at inflated prices! A chevron zig-zag tote bag, originally $34.99, was listed for more than $100 on eBay, with bids starting at $50. Wow, Fashionistas are crazy y'all!

The Italian luxury design house's 400 items with the hallmark zig-zag patterns were set to run from Tuesday through Oct. 22 at 1,762 Target stores in the U.S. and online. What makes me the most sad is that "There are no plans to restock the shelves beyond what Target stores received for the opening day." says Joshua Thomas, a spokesman for the Minneapolis-based retailer.

I'm gonna need some time to get over this... Can someone please hand me a tissue?

Oh yeah, and if you want to catch some deals that are still around go here. <shamless plug!>

DEALS DEALS DEALS!!!!

Update: SO I'm a big dork and forgot to put in all the links for these fabulous deals! I've now added them and you can shop, shop, shop!

As part of my adventures in Mommyland, I try so hard to find ways that I can stay home with Buddy and we want to grow our family! But, somehow we have to make ends meet. And I can't have another bambino unless there's enough moola to go around right? So I'm adding a (almost) daily deal feature where you can get some fabulous products at amazing prices! Lately I've been posting them on Facebook and Twitter (oh yeah, follow me on Twitter @thebirdhair!!! Do it now! ... I mean pretty please!) but if I can somehow figure out how to get around blogger being dumb and having only static pages, I would like to create a section devoted solely to these awesome deals. For now, they'll have to just run along in the same column as normal posts.

So, just to catch you up, here are the current deals that are running and I will also let you know when these deals close. They don't last forever you know!

Shall we begin?

A $599 Oreck Vacuum for only $275??? Yes this deal is amazing!

Oreck has long been the leader in top of the line vacuums. With the Oreck U7200 XL Collection Platinum Pilot Upright Vacuum you get a quality vacuum that's equipped with both 360 degree Glide Technology and HEPA Filtration. This Oreck makes turns quick and easy, so it's the perfect vacuum to have in your home!

This deal is open until further notice, but I wouldn't wait because it could close at ANY time.

SHOP NOW!

ANNNND Here we have a gorgeous Yummy Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine!!! (I feel like Vanna White...)

Have soft serve ice cream at you next social event for only half the price! Birthdays, tailgate parties, baby showers, family reunions, it would even be great at a wedding!

This one also has no close date (So far...) You can reserve your machine for any date between now and December 1, 2011

Oh yeah, and there are some specifics on pick up and transport so make sure you read up!

SHOP NOW!

Moving on...

MY personal favorite!! 

Authentic designer sunglasses for only $39.99!!! These Calvin Klein's normally retail for $209.

This deal is SPECTACULAR!

Everyone likes a new pair of sunglasses! Am I right? And no matter what time of year it is they are a necessity. Be it summer, fall, winter, or spring the sun is always shining! So protect your eyes from the harsh rays and look good doing it. This style is sure to be a hit with both genders, so take advantage of this great offer and purchase more than just one pair! Think ahead for upcoming birthdays and holidays, because these would make an excellent gift!

SHOP NOW!

 

Now, these last two deals are quickies! They are only open for 48 hours and then they are gone. Unfortunately their is only 24 hours left on these... 

That's why you gotta check back here EVERYDAY!!! <wink, wink>

First -

DEAL EXPIRED
Get a My True Nature Gift Bag for only $24.95 plus $4.95 flat rate shipping! This deal won't last long so order yours now!

Gift Bag Includes: 

· 8 ozs of Daisy's 2-in-1 Natural Baby Shampoo & Body Wash 

· 12 ozs of Dewey's Natural Baby Bubble Bath 

· 1 organic cotton wash cloth 

· Great bath time scrub toy 

· Eco-friendly reusable lunch bag

And Finally, HOW CUTE ARE THESE????

"Nice Hooters!" Owl Cupcake Decorating kit!"

Cupcake Crafts gives you the supplies you need to decorate fabulous cupcakes right in you very own kitchen!

The Kit includes: Cupcake Papers, White Accent Frosting Mix, Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, Candy Coated Sunflower Seeds, Candy Coated Chocolates. Banana Flavored Candy, Pastry Bags, Toothpick and Step by Step Color Illustrated Instructions.

SHOP NOW!

NOTE: Ok, I thought the cupcake deal was ending quick... but I looked again and there was no close date! But still, snatch these babies up ASAP!

Well, I think this is possibly my longest post EVER!!! I hope you find something you love and LOVE me for sharing. There is plenty more of "the goods" to come!

Disclaimer: Like I said, gotta make ends meet somehow... So yes, this post is sponsored by Broadcast Bloggers and all these great products! All opinions are from my own brain.

Adventures in an Apron - Part 1

Things have been kinda lacking here at the Hair household lately. Dishes and laundry are behind, toilets need a serious cleaning and my get up and go has got up and left! But last week I got my Flirty Apron in the mail. I was so excited! It is SUPER cute and when I put it on my husband said he was looking forward to seeing me wearing it while serving up some delicious yum yums! (Mmrowr!) And while that is in my plans, I've decided that I want to use it as my motivation to get this place in proper order. Cause really, no joke... I know I got a free one to try out and write about, but there is just something to putting my Flirty Apron on that makes everything feel more fun! It's freedom from domestication with a little Sugar n' Spice!

Now - here's where I'm gonna hook you up! Everyone needs some cute and purty while gettin' down and dirty! (Ha - I like that! ... kinda proud of myself!) 

Here are some of my favs! Look how cute these women's aprons are! Check out the one I got in my previous post. It matches my kitchen and living room!!!

   

So, go hurry up and get your Flirty Apron and we can get down to biz-nas! 20% off promo code! Let me here you say Ya-ay! Go to Flirty Aprons and enter BB20 to get 20% off your purchase! Hurry up go.... 

I'll wait...  

.... finger tapping....  checking watch....  ...

You ready? K - Now this is what I want you to do. DESTROY YOUR OLD APRON! You know, the one that looks like Grandma's? The one that felt like a chore just putting it on? Yeah, that one. But I want you to destroy it while filming it! I know, cool idea right? Post your video on YouTube and you've just entered a contest to win ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!! The top 10 most creative readers videos (picked by Flirty Aprons) will receive a full refund of the Flirty Apron purchase price! And the #1 most creative video will get the refund PLUS a $100 Visa gift card! 

CONTEST DETAILS: Contest ends on September 10th at midnight PST. YouTube videos must have Flirty Aprons in the title and links should be submitted to Matt@flirtyaprons.com. 

This is some serious coolness! I have to give Flirty Aprons some props for being so fun and cool! Not many businesses give up the goods like this!

Now that you've picked out your apron and are ready to get busy! Here is a cleaning tip, so you are ready for when it comes!

Today's tip (OK, 5 tips) comes from She is Dallas!

The Rules of speed cleaning! (for more details click the link.)

Ewhh!! Look how ugly her apron is!

#1 - Make every move count!

#2 - Use the right tools.

#3 - Work from top to bottom. Always! Period. Don't argue.            

#4 - If it isn't dirty don't clean it.

#5 - Don't rinse or wipe a surface before it's clean.

I hope she has more tips coming up! Ok... now GET WORKING! You have lots to do! And I can't wait to see your videos!!!

ONE MORE THING: All you Broadcast Bloggers - Rebroadcast this post to enter to win $200 VISA GIFT CARD!!!  Not a Broadcast Blogger? Click HERE to sign up for your free account so you can snag this gift card and get lots of Bling!

Disclaimer: This post has been sponsored by Flirty Aprons. Opinions and views are my own! 
To learn how to monetize your blog go to Broadcast Bloggers. 

Adventures in an Apron

I got my Flirty Apron in the mail yesterday! I'm so excited! It's super cute! Check back real soon (as in tomorrow as in a week later! Sorry, told you my get up and go got up and got...lost.) for my Adventures in an Apron. I'll be giving you a promo code for 20% off and tell you how you can win your Apron for free and a $100 gift card! Awesome sauce!!! Here's what mine looks like.

Yes, that's me... (wink, wink)

Head over to Flirty Aprons and check how out how stinkin' cute they are!

Into the Void

Dear Sleep -
Why do you evade me? Been up for 23 hours now!

Dear Facebook -
Why are you so addicting?

Dear IPad - I love you!

Dear Laundry - I hate you!

Dear toilets - 
Clean yourself already!

Dear Davis School District -
You don't listen! (Or should I just say school districts [period]?)

Dear Back - 
Please stop hurting!

Dear Advil PM - I also love you!

Dear Buddy -
Thanks for cuddling with me this morning for an hour even if if was at six AM!

Dear Husband -
Please don't ever try to force Buddy to watch the Thriller video ever again, unless you're willing to be jumped on at 6 am!

Sincerely, Jennifer

Disclaimer: This post in no way has anything to do with Nine Inch Nails or Black Sabbath. Thank You.